Shit Hunter Says

We are in Nagel's Candy Barn in Wayne, NJ...our favorite chocolate shop.

Two weeks before Easter, the place is packed.

"You can each get one thing, " I tell Reed and Hunter.

They quickly gravitate to their favorites and we head to check-out.

Reed spies a package of big jaw-breakers, "Can i get these too, Dad?"

"No, they are a choking hazard," I say, noting how they were the perfect size to occlude a kid's airway.

Hunter now grabs the jaw-breakers, "Daddy, I want these."

"No, we are not buying them; I said only one thing."

Hunter stops in his tracks, his brow furrows and anger colors his face.
"I want choking hazard, I want choking hazard!", he says, to the amusement of all in the crowded shop...including me!

--Daddy

Creative Wedding Photography

Chuck E Cheese Today

Paramus, NJ.

$55 dollars so far.

Hunter realized Ski Ball is easier if you walk on the lane and toss the ball in!

--Daddy
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Thomas Bialoglow
Canfield Imaging Systems
www.CanfieldSci.com
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Shit Hunter Says

I am giving Hunter a bath. He negotiates to not have his hair washed.

"OK," I say, "But I have to wash your bunghole and junk."

"No Daddy, only my bunghole, not my junk!"

"Why not your junk too?"

"Because that for girls only."

--Daddy