Shit Hunter Says

Hunter is screaming at me, "You are not doing what I want!"

"What do you want me to do," I ask, exasperated.

"I am not telling you!"

Repeat several times...

--Daddy

Shit Reed Says

Reed: Dad, if I barf tomorrow morning, do I have to go to school?
Me: No are you trying to figure out how to barf?
Reed: Yes.


--Daddy


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Shit Reed Says

We are driving along and after a rock song I decide to jimmy in  some Tchaikovsky.

Reed: Oh great, now you're gonna put something on that's not rockin'!

--Daddy

11/26 and 11/27/2011

We went down to the Ramapo today and yesterday as the temperature was above 60F both days. Took Stinkus (aka, Bailey) with us.

River is still pretty high. Hunter insisted on balancing and walking on logs suspended over the water, keeping me on my toes. Water is cold, deep and fast.

Had a good time and found a deer skull which we are bleaching.

--Daddy

Shit Reed Says

Reed is restless and having trouble sleeping. I am lying next to him trying to get him back to sleep.

"I'm scared Dad," Reed says.

"Why?," I ask.

"Your breath smells like an evil curse."

--Daddy

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Shit Reed Says

Reed is drinking a big cup of water on our front stairs with Hunter. We just finished putting up our Halloween decorations outside.

Me: That water you are drinking comes from the big lakes we pass in Ringwood.

Reed's eyes go wide and he spits a mouthful of water back into his cup, then relaxes.

Reed: (Turning to Hunter) It's OK, they take out the fish pee and poop.

He starts drinking again...

--Daddy

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Shit Reed Says

I have my shirt off and am spraying sun block on my chest.

"Dad, you have a hairy chimp belly and chest."

--Daddy

Shit Reed Says

Mom, Can we get a black mamba?

Dad, do yo like smoking hot women?

--Daddy

Carnival with Reed

Hunter fell asleep early last night so Reed and I went to a carnival in Franklin Lakes, NJ alone.

Once we got within eyesight of the carnival Reed was very vocal about how excited he was.

He went on one ride and we began plying our luck at the games. We dumped a lot of $1's before our 1st win, the stuffed dog I'm the pic above. Reed was jumping up and down, "We won! We won!"

We went on to win a couple of plush caterpillars too.

Reed was walking ahead if me, not sure why, but I gave him his space and snapped a few photos from that vantage point.

At the end of the night we we headed back to the car.

"That was the best day ever, Dad!"

I laughed, "Are you sure, I think there have been even better days."

Reed laughed back, "Yea, but it was one of the 5 best days, and my best days are with you."

These are the best days for sure.

--Daddy

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Reed Graduation from Little School

Reed is graduation today from Kindergarten at Manito School here in Oakland, NJ.

Last week he graduated from The Little School in Waldwick.

--Daddy

Shit Reed Says

Reed is screaming at the top of his lungs (for fun), then he stops and looks at the window.

"I wonder if I can break glass."

He moves closer to the window, and begins screaming at the top of his lungs.

It didn't work.

--Daddy

SPLASHING!

Click on pics for larger view.

--Daddy

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Dog Wash

--Daddy

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