Shit Hunter Says

We are headed out for a quick ride. I go to get in the front passenger's seat and the boys start begging me to squeeze in-between their car seats in the  back.

It is a tight fit but on occaision we'll squeeze back there to entertain or to keep the peace.

This time I am having a hard time squeezing back there.

Daddy: I am having a hard time fitting back here, guys. Are these seats closer together than they were last time?

Hunter: No Dad, your butt is just bigger.

--nuff sed

Photojournalist Wedding Photography, NJ

Shit Reed Says

We were at a company picnic this Friday past. The 4 of us there...the boys intimidated by so many adults in one place. Garrulous adults.

I had been introducing a reluctant Reed to my co-workers. Reed would beg me to pick him up and them bury his head against my neck.

I saw two friends I hadn't yet introduced Reed to.

"C'mon Reed, I want you to meet more of my friends," I said.

"No thanks Dad. I've had enough of your school friends."

--Daddy

Ringwood Wedding Photography

IR = Infrared

Infrared photo of Reed and Hunter behind Skylands Manor in Ringwood, NJ.
We were trying to net koi out of view of the manor house...a task we were not "up to".

Click on image for a larger view!

--Daddy

Eclectic Wedding Photography NJ 

Father's Day 6/20/2010

So I was supposed to leave Friday morning on biz. I was going to give a talk and presentation on Saturday in Melbourne, FL on imaging in aesthetic gynecology....yay...

Thursday night at 9:51PM my client sent an e-mail saying he had to pull the plug on the talk on an emergency basis and forgot to tell me.

So I got to stay home this weekend and have some awesome cake that Aunt Melissa made with the boys. Dark chocolate and cherry filling. Rice paper covered with artwork by my boyz. Last, liberally sprinkled with colored sugar...or maybe it was love? After all, what does a kid love more than sugar?

--Daddy

Corporate Headshots New York City

Smart Cart

Waldwick, NJ

6/20/2010

Shit Hunter Says

Mom: Jeez, I'm pooped!
Hunter: You pooped!?
Mom: I didn't really poop.
Hunter: Why you say that; you're embarrassing me!

--Daddy
North Jersey Wedding Photographer

Reed Graduates from the Little School 6/17/2010

Shit Reed Says

I am getting the boys ready for bed and Reed takes his pajama shorts off.

Reed: Ahhh, a nice cool breeze.
Me: Why do you need to take your shorts off?
Reed: I want a nice, cold penis!

We both crack up.

--Daddy

The best days...

A rare photo of Daddy with the BoyZ.

--Daddy

Bergen County Wedding Photographer