Saturday, May 15, 2010
Shit Reed Says
I needed a professional title for a presentation I am giving in Melbourne, FL on 6/19.
"What title beside Mister should I use," I asked Mechelle.
"Director of Crapola," said Reed without pause.
I nodded sagely in agreement; Reed is wise beyond his 5 years.
--Daddy
Wednesday, April 21, 2010
My Dog Does Not Bite...
Reed was bitten by our neighbor's dog yesterday. Here he is being brave at Valley Hospital in Ridgewood, NJ where the wound was cleaned and a few stitches used to close. Reed did a great job dealing with the needles and stress.The PA that stitched him up used the word nostril to great comedic effect after Reed said he was going to squirt her in her nostril.
I wasn't home at the time of the attack...maybe I can get Mom to add something later.
BTW, Reed is cool.
--Dad
Sunday, April 4, 2010
Monday, March 29, 2010
Shit Hunter Says
We are in Nagel's Candy Barn in Wayne, NJ...our favorite chocolate shop.
Two weeks before Easter, the place is packed.
"You can each get one thing, " I tell Reed and Hunter.
They quickly gravitate to their favorites and we head to check-out.
Reed spies a package of big jaw-breakers, "Can i get these too, Dad?"
"No, they are a choking hazard," I say, noting how they were the perfect size to occlude a kid's airway.
Hunter now grabs the jaw-breakers, "Daddy, I want these."
"No, we are not buying them; I said only one thing."
Hunter stops in his tracks, his brow furrows and anger colors his face.
"I want choking hazard, I want choking hazard!", he says, to the amusement of all in the crowded shop...including me!
--Daddy
Creative Wedding Photography
Two weeks before Easter, the place is packed.
"You can each get one thing, " I tell Reed and Hunter.
They quickly gravitate to their favorites and we head to check-out.
Reed spies a package of big jaw-breakers, "Can i get these too, Dad?"
"No, they are a choking hazard," I say, noting how they were the perfect size to occlude a kid's airway.
Hunter now grabs the jaw-breakers, "Daddy, I want these."
"No, we are not buying them; I said only one thing."
Hunter stops in his tracks, his brow furrows and anger colors his face.
"I want choking hazard, I want choking hazard!", he says, to the amusement of all in the crowded shop...including me!
--Daddy
Creative Wedding Photography
Thursday, March 25, 2010
Chuck E Cheese Today
Paramus, NJ.
$55 dollars so far.
Hunter realized Ski Ball is easier if you walk on the lane and toss the ball in!
--Daddy
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Thomas Bialoglow
Canfield Imaging Systems
www.CanfieldSci.com
...sent via mobile device.
$55 dollars so far.
Hunter realized Ski Ball is easier if you walk on the lane and toss the ball in!
--Daddy
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Thomas Bialoglow
Canfield Imaging Systems
www.CanfieldSci.com
...sent via mobile device.
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
Shit Hunter Says
I am giving Hunter a bath. He negotiates to not have his hair washed.
"OK," I say, "But I have to wash your bunghole and junk."
"No Daddy, only my bunghole, not my junk!"
"Why not your junk too?"
"Because that for girls only."
--Daddy
"OK," I say, "But I have to wash your bunghole and junk."
"No Daddy, only my bunghole, not my junk!"
"Why not your junk too?"
"Because that for girls only."
--Daddy
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