Today's Portraits

I had client over for headshots today and afterwards left the 3 lights up. When the boys came home I convinced them to pose for a few shots. Hunter was quite excited and wanted a photo with every one of his toy tools and a few real ones.

I convinced Reed to pose by saying he could hold the dog or a real crow-bar.

I wanted to convert to B/W but think these are better as is.

--Daddy

Shit Hunter Says

Hunter will not eat pizza we make at home --only pizza we buy. I am trying to figure out why so I ask him, 

"Why do you want your pizza w/o tomato sauce, Hunter?"

"Because the sauce at home is terrible."

"What don't you like about the sauce."

"The very terrible part."

--Daddy

Sussex Wedding Photography

Shit Reed Says

Reed: I feel nauseous, Daddy.

He reflects on that.

Reed: What does nauseous mean, Daddy?




--Daddy

Shit Reed Says

Took the boys to Toys R Us on Sunday ISO of a specific LEGO play set. Found it almost immediately and looked to leave before they found other things they wanted to buy. On the way to the register, Reed found a bin of rubber animals --snakes, spiders, lizards…you name it.

“Dad, can I get one? “, he asked. “They are only 3 bucks!”  

“Sure,” I said.

“Can I get two?”

“Sure,” I said again.

Reed’s face lit up. He excitedly turned to Hunter and started yelling in the crowded store.

“Hunter, Dad said we can get the 3 dollar rubbers –Dad said we can get the 3 dollar rubbers!”

--Daddy

Ringwood, NJ Wedding Photographers 

Shit Reed Says

Me: Reed, should we have Gianna and Hailey over for a play date?

Reed: Well, Mom is the ruler of play dates --it's up to her.

--Daddy

Shit Hunter Says

Hunter is screaming at me, "You are not doing what I want!"

"What do you want me to do," I ask, exasperated.

"I am not telling you!"

Repeat several times...

--Daddy

Shit Reed Says

Reed: Dad, if I barf tomorrow morning, do I have to go to school?
Me: No are you trying to figure out how to barf?
Reed: Yes.


--Daddy


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