Monday, January 23, 2012

Shit Reed Says

Me: Reed, should we have Gianna and Hailey over for a play date?

Reed: Well, Mom is the ruler of play dates --it's up to her.

--Daddy


Monday, December 19, 2011

Shit Hunter Says

Hunter is screaming at me, "You are not doing what I want!"

"What do you want me to do," I ask, exasperated.

"I am not telling you!"

Repeat several times...

--Daddy

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Shit Reed Says

Reed: Dad, if I barf tomorrow morning, do I have to go to school?
Me: No are you trying to figure out how to barf?
Reed: Yes.


--Daddy


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Sunday, November 27, 2011

Shit Reed Says

We are driving along and after a rock song I decide to jimmy in  some Tchaikovsky.

Reed: Oh great, now you're gonna put something on that's not rockin'!

--Daddy

11/26 and 11/27/2011

We went down to the Ramapo today and yesterday as the temperature was above 60F both days. Took Stinkus (aka, Bailey) with us.

River is still pretty high. Hunter insisted on balancing and walking on logs suspended over the water, keeping me on my toes. Water is cold, deep and fast.

Had a good time and found a deer skull which we are bleaching.

--Daddy

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Shit Reed Says

Reed is restless and having trouble sleeping. I am lying next to him trying to get him back to sleep.

"I'm scared Dad," Reed says.

"Why?," I ask.

"Your breath smells like an evil curse."

--Daddy

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Thursday, October 13, 2011

Shit Reed Says

Reed is drinking a big cup of water on our front stairs with Hunter. We just finished putting up our Halloween decorations outside.

Me: That water you are drinking comes from the big lakes we pass in Ringwood.

Reed's eyes go wide and he spits a mouthful of water back into his cup, then relaxes.

Reed: (Turning to Hunter) It's OK, they take out the fish pee and poop.

He starts drinking again...

--Daddy

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